Another feature of the tent school was its disproportionate population of girls to boys. At a class of about 40 boys, we had only 8 girl students. This proportion, if publicized, would surely put Haryana to shame. So getting into a teenage affair happened to be a bloody event. The Darwin's theory of "survival of the fittest" was having its best demonstration. However there were a few fence sitters (since no chance existed for them, including me) who had solace in watching the events rolling by. We worked part time for a treat of dosa, alu bonda etc. The work included drafting love letters, serving couriers, making proxy calls in their absence, serving notes of the bunked classes etc. etc. However, each of these came with a premium and we were enjoying the days. However there were few happenings which still tickle our memories and we are still confused to how to react to them. Few of such "forgettable" incidents (read accidents)are depicted below.
I was once charged by a girl classmate for reading her (read love) letter written to her bosom, who in turn happened to be my good friend. She asked me, "why do you read my letters written to ****** ?". I coolly replied, " how can I reply your letters without reading them?" It was a bolt from the blue for her. I convinced her that I only translated his feelings into language and there was no motive behind it and also I was least interested in their affairs. After gaining her senses, and much to her amusement she appreciated me for my language, which incidentally, my English teacher never did.
Eating out was a matter of luxury those days. Our grubbing recreation was at the most getting all our lunch boxes together and have cuisines which represented all parts the country. Our tiffins had a uniform content in form of chapatti and subzi with their regional variances, most of the time. The pampered girls, on the other hand, more often than not, brought exclusive items like chow mien, sandwiches, burgers etc., and they never forgot to relish it in front of our eyes. Our tongue dipped with saliva peeped out while they they enjoyed the taste and tease. Tired of such torture, one day a brave man got out of his shell. During the labs he got onto the lunch boxes of the fairies and had gala lunch. He was kind enough to put the chapatti and subzi in their emptied boxes so that the girls don't starve. Soon the incident started happening frequently and the girls grudged on their moms for abruptly switching over to the most ordinary form of food. However the greed inspired to form a bigger gang who munched the delicacies and got addicted to that. Soon the greed turned malicious. The replenishing then stopped and the girls starved but could guess the culprits. Now they started cautiously guarding their edible possession till they were emptied. The boys became ferocious. The greed and addiction made them more and more innovative. Once such innovation one day paved way for delicious treat again. After satisfying the taste buds, a sense of revenge creeped in. The tiffins were then filled up with dissected toads from the laboratory. The urge of revenge was so strong that the group rejected all objections. The class waited for the reactions and we could hear our heart beats. When the girls opened it, they were so scared that they threw the boxes away. This evoked a mixed reaction of anger, hate, sorrow and above all disbelief among the girls. They never expected the boys to be so mean. They looked upon with scary eyes filled with tears. The news spread like fire and within no time we the boys of the class turned into villains. Matter soon reached to our Principal and he summoned all of us to find the culprit(s). The principal planned to summon our parents and a letter in this regard was sent. That turned ourselves to instant pale. We were shocked and our face reflected the agony. At this juncture the enemy came to our rescue. Smelling our difficulties they immediately withdrew their complaint and marked the incident as their internal mix up. They gladly accepted the scoldings. All of us were drenched with shame, but they made things easy. Hota hai chalta hai.... they smiled and the foes became friends. The latter days showed our class jealously friendly and united. Now the girls also sometimes bunked the classes and went for a movie or outing. And like the ending of a hindi movie "they lived happily ever after"......
Even we are now professionally apart, the bond is strong till now and it reflects in our reunion (very rare however)